Mat's birthday

It was Mat's birthday. He was excited. He and his best friends were getting ready for the party. He grabbed a bag of balloons and began to open them with his teeth. He tore into the plastic and dug in. It tasted like, like, well like Plastic. When he finally got it open, it was too late. He swallowed the balloons in one gulp. Shortly after, he felt queasy. As he breathed little sick cat breath the balloons in his little sick cat stomach blew up. Once they were too full, they began to explode. Mat hopped around the house holding his tummy, banging into furniture, etc. That just made the biggest balloon of all get filled up with air. Soon he had floated through the skylight into the air above his friends' houses. Sally looked into her purse to find something to shoot him down with, but all she pulled out were two P-shooters. she loaded them with chocolate bullets and started firering. She even shot one through a hollow tree that hit Kito the Chinese cat, who muttered something in Chinese and then fainted. Spats had a step stool and was Shooting wildly like Sally. They basically were shooting up a storm and they were so busy shooting that they didn't realize that they weren't making any progress shooting at the balloon in Mat's stomach that held him up in the air. So because they were shooting so much and they didn't know that they were accurate and Chester thought it was such a waste of good chocolate that he and Cheddar hopped around like fools trying to fill a bowl with the chocolate they were shooting and used it as party food for Mat's birthday.


Anyway, Freckles didn't have a P-shooter to shoot Mat down with so he said "I know, I will make a sling shot and shoot at Mat's bottom like Spats." So, he picked up a piece of wood from the ground and shaped it into a Y. He asked Sally if he could have her rubber band but took it anyway. Then got some chocolate bullets and started shooting. They weren't Shooting correctly so they never popped the balloon in Mat's stomach (Which was why Chester thought it was a waste of chocolate) but the balloon ran out of air so Finally Mat was down. Mat went home to his house to prepare for his party. When he was ready, his friends rang his doorbell. He raced to the door - and hit it. When his friends opened the door, they laughed, in his rush to get to the door Mat had knocked over a number of things. Sally had brought her camera to take a picture of the birthday boy, which is what she did, Mat flat on the door, with bent whiskers. THE END