Mat Got:

This is what Mat got for his birthday today:
a piano (it's so big it takes up the music room)
a chopped mouse (yuck)
nine pink guns (huh?)
a dog (yikes)
a drum set
a space station
an electric train
a "learn the alphabet" workbook (doesn't Mat know the ABC's already)
a bar of chocolate
a book titled "train your track" (so that it doesn't get bumpy and so that the engine doesn't fall off)
toy blocks
a broom (So Mat can clean his Room)
a haunted house video game (gives me the creeps)

Mat is lounging on the floor watching his electric train go round and munching on his chocolate bar leaving his creepy video game on in the background. Man, he is a character! I think he does that just to bug us! He has switched the piano to auto play while he plays with his blocks. The dog is making so much noise that mom can't hear herself as she sweeps his room. The dog got so annoying that Mat used his leftover chocolate as a bullet, placed it in one of his nine pink guns and shot him. The dog avoided him after that. Mat plays drums every day so we can't digest our dinner. The only thing that can settle him down is either to force him to do his letters, make the dog massage him, or feed him another part of his chopped mouse (PEE-EEW!). Well we all hope he had a happy birthday!