Mat's child adventures

As a child, Mat liked to do things that he did not do often when he was bigger. He used to play with balls and yarn and catch mice. Then, sometimes, he would play tricks on himself, but his freckles always forgave him. Sometimes he would pretend to sleep and make fake snores, but he always burst out with shrieking peals of laughter that triggered annoying laughter that was uncontrolled, slow, and low, and it gave him away. He also has tremendous ideas that never work. Mat and Spats met quite a while ago and have been best friends since. Sally is his other best friend and together, they formed the gang. Brown pie gags are funny and wet fur tries its hardest. So, one day, Mat was playing with a piece of yarn, it unraveled and he chased it. All the way to a rocket ship! It started up and fired off. He was blasted into space! He landed on the Moon. With his extra sense of smell (cats have them you know) he smelled that aliens were coming! "Send down the bombs!", Mat says. He finds a drum set with his name on it! He gets back into the ship and blasts into the sea! He thinks "no hens down here to eat" "But lots of me", says Squid. "Golly", says Mat. THE END (until next time)